Today I thought about eating a potassium enriched shake.......needless to say I pooped three times. Guess its that time to start ummmmmmm gettin my queef on! Poop-i-loopey-poo

Honestly I feel like a fat biotch that just clumped out of a va jay jay. Mama needs an epidural!

Happy belated turkey day ya crazy biotchs!

Robyn - Time Machine [NEW SONG 2010]

Last night was Allie's big b-day party! What a hoot! G'all I hope I didn't get chlamydia and/or hepatitis H......

"That's Hot" - The Simple Life

Wow......first snow fall! I don't know wether to make a cup of hot coco or queef on a lonely squirrel.

This one is for my gurrrl Sarah!

Veronica Mars Season 1 Opening Theme

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My mom made me some lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise! I can't want to enjoy! hehehehhe

First Look: Sarah Palin's Alaska*

I'd rather be out here being freeeee!

Is anyone else watching the MTV EMAs? Is everyone just wasted???

I'm surprised Katy Perry hasn't blasted her nips yet.

HUMDINGER!!!!

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYWAAAAAAYS

A patriotic tap dance

I love the glazed over look in all their eyes

Papa Comes Home - Pippi Longstocking (1969)

Janis Joplin - Cry Baby (live in toronto 1970)

Mary-kate of the day!

Ceremony- New Order Marie Antoinette

Nothing like a good episode of cops and a 40

My roommate Allie is going to Chiles tonight! I hope she has fun!!!!!!!!!!!