Today I thought about eating a potassium enriched shake.......needless to say I pooped three times. Guess its that time to start ummmmmmm gettin my queef on! Poop-i-loopey-poo

Honestly I feel like a fat biotch that just clumped out of a va jay jay. Mama needs an epidural!

Happy belated turkey day ya crazy biotchs!

Robyn - Time Machine [NEW SONG 2010]

Last night was Allie's big b-day party! What a hoot! G'all I hope I didn't get chlamydia and/or hepatitis H......