Monday, December 6, 2010

Friday, November 26, 2010


Today I thought about eating a potassium enriched shake.......needless to say I pooped three times. Guess its that time to start ummmmmmm gettin my queef on! Poop-i-loopey-poo
Honestly I feel like a fat biotch that just clumped out of a va jay jay. Mama needs an epidural!
Happy belated turkey day ya crazy biotchs!

Sunday, November 14, 2010


Last night was Allie's big b-day party! What a hoot! G'all I hope I didn't get chlamydia and/or hepatitis H......

Saturday, November 13, 2010

"That's Hot" - The Simple Life


Wow......first snow fall! I don't know wether to make a cup of hot coco or queef on a lonely squirrel.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

http://thelodown.com/life
My mom made me some lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise! I can't want to enjoy! hehehehhe

First Look: Sarah Palin's Alaska*

I'd rather be out here being freeeee!
Is anyone else watching the MTV EMAs? Is everyone just wasted???

I'm surprised Katy Perry hasn't blasted her nips yet.

HUMDINGER!!!!

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYWAAAAAAYS

Friday, November 5, 2010

A patriotic tap dance

I love the glazed over look in all their eyes

Papa Comes Home - Pippi Longstocking (1969)

Janis Joplin - Cry Baby (live in toronto 1970)


Mary-kate of the day!

Ceremony- New Order Marie Antoinette

Nothing like a good episode of cops and a 40

My roommate Allie is going to Chiles tonight! I hope she has fun!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Mask - Cuban Pete

SMOKIN!
This is what Allie demanded for every b-day party she had growing up. It is also the reason she is such a strong vibrant woman today!

Rihanna - Te Amo

Mama like

Simply Sara -- Wanda's Macaroni Salad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

I love watching this video on a cold and whistley day!
HELLO GOODBYE HELLO!
annnnnnnnnnnnyaaaaay of the day:

What's a better costume idea? Antartica or Deviled Egg?

Some days I wake up praying and hoping I'm a successful power lesbian on the go. Getting decaf mocha lattes and scissoring under a mighty oak tree.


Honestly she totally just gets it!


Tuesday, October 26, 2010

My vaj my maxi pad....my vaj my maxi pad........clump
Soooo.........Sometimes life is way too much of a journey to really give a rat's ass about. Whatever I'm getting curly fries.

xoxoxoxo ANNNY WYAYAYAYAYS
My vagina is seriously going bat shit crazy right now for some cheese pizza and a biscotti muffin!

AnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyWAY