http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klonk

Clonky fonky time!

What it is about cum dumps and the spiritual concept that goes along with it?

whatever I'm renting flubber you can kiss my fat Jamaican ass......go muskies and go muskies

I can't stop hicup....ing OMFG give me gatorade or give me a bunch of corn husking whores.......omfg cunt wax dibble doddle..............carl muskie what????????

My response when I found out Jacquiesha was coming to visit!

What a gentle pilgrim!

Off to market! Fresh produce and corn for all thy pilgrims!

My response to finding out that woman cannot golf on the course where the Masters is.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-Hleh3UCE

WWhat brotha Peter is saying over and over in his head right now as I listen to Britney Spear Criminal =).

N Sync - Gone

You Know You're Hungover When...

1. There are beer bottles of 27 varieties spewed about your apartment

2. You've had at LEAST three beverages with your first meal (coffee, water and soda).

3. You haven't moved in three hours cause you're watching 90201 (the original) on SoapNET and assigning the characters to your friends.

4. Your gay best friend paints your toenails and it's not even strange.

5. You're watching old *NSYNC videos on Youtube during the commercials of previously stated program

-Al

I heart weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................d

This movie is making me all wet down stairs!

Peter, Sara, and I are allllll realllllly horny right about now!

Smoke time.....

Yaaaaaay Lesbians!

I'm hitting up McDeee's ASAP!

Mary Kate and Ashley - Adorably Racist

I MUST DANCE!

I love this flick! It reminds me of a simple time!

Yeah son....yeah son!

Life and sunshine and Frank! <3 Today was fabulous! My precious little Somali princess Amina (who I tutor) was awarded "Star Student of the month"! She is such an inspiration despite her life likely amounting too collecting ants and drinking water =)'

Girls night out! I love them so much

My hope and inspiration for life

Yo Majesty 'Club Action'

I heart power lesbians!

So earlier today I was going over the Palanski file and Judy stopped by my desk! She is so cool and just got a new condo in Florida. Wow....what a day

MUST LOVE TEMPEH!